Christopher Neitzert is a technologist, writer, and artist whose practice moves between infrastructure, culture, and critique. For more than three decades, he has worked at the frontiers of digital technology, helping to build processes that Fortune 500 companies and governments still rely on, and authoring systems that underpin today’s cloud infrastructure. His early digital works at word.com, rsub.com and others interrogated the cultural implications of the emerging world-wide-web are permanently archived at the Guggenheim, SF MoMA, and the American Museum of the Moving Image. Neitzert’s current project, Doomscroll.fm, functions as an autonomous broadcast engine: it ingests thousands of daily news stories, processes them through AI models, and re-emits them as distorted transmissions of voice, music, and video. The result is not neutral reportage, but a form of satire, a glitch-pirate signal that reflects the absurdity, violence, and erotic undercurrents of contemporary media. His artistic direction defines the system’s tone, structure, and intent, while the AI introduces unpredictable distortions that amplify the instability of our information landscape. Doomscroll.fm asks how far media can be mediated before it ceases to inform, and how subversion, critique, and humor can still be carved out from the noise. https://doomscroll.fm